As I was at home indulging in a wonderful (and necessary) facial, a luminous glow in the sky caught my eye. Holy bat guano, Bat Munch! It was the "Lizard Signal"! Super Lizard Diva was off in a rhinestone be-speckled whirlwind. The signal was hailing from the Carondelet Neighborhood. As I flew south over Steak n' Shake a craving for a peanut butter cup shake overcame me. With great will-power, I stayed the course. "In the name of all that is theatre...I go to save the show!"
The bold signal in the Midwest sky lead me to the unfinished Ivory Theatre. Scott Miller of New Line Theatre was distraught. No bathrooms were installed yet and his lead female had to pee!
Can Super Lizard Diva save the day????
To be continued....
Later losers......